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Who knew a Porsche oil change could help potty train.
Her: Daddy what are you putting in there?
Me: It's the new oil for the engine, it's like the Porsche's milk.
Her: Oh ok, What's that (pointing at the used oil in the pan)?
Me: That's the used oil that comes out of the bottom of the engine. It's the engines Pee.
Her: Oh
Me: See, the engine drinks the new oil like milk and then has to go peepee in it's potty.
Her: Oh, do you have to pour the peepee in the toilet?
Me: Yep, the toilet is at the Parts store.
Her: (Clapping her hands) Yay Porsche went to the Potty! Does he get a special treat too?
Me: Yep, his new oil is his treat.
So now the wife can't say i didn't help potty train the kids because i was messing around with the car to much.
Her: Daddy what are you putting in there?
Me: It's the new oil for the engine, it's like the Porsche's milk.
Her: Oh ok, What's that (pointing at the used oil in the pan)?
Me: That's the used oil that comes out of the bottom of the engine. It's the engines Pee.
Her: Oh
Me: See, the engine drinks the new oil like milk and then has to go peepee in it's potty.
Her: Oh, do you have to pour the peepee in the toilet?
Me: Yep, the toilet is at the Parts store.
Her: (Clapping her hands) Yay Porsche went to the Potty! Does he get a special treat too?
Me: Yep, his new oil is his treat.
So now the wife can't say i didn't help potty train the kids because i was messing around with the car to much.






Congratulation!

