Nasty story from the road - EWWWWWW - GROSS!
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Nasty story from the road - EWWWWWW - GROSS!
My cousin who lives in Amsterdam - The Netherlands came for her annual visit last week. She hadn't seen my car yet so I spent many hours last week detailing and getting her all ready to show off. We were driving along route 95 just north of Wilmington, DE and I was in the s-l-o-w lane as my cousin was getting car sick from the maneuverability of the car so at that point I was just driving like it a "normal" car. 
In the fast lane was a Volvo wagon about 500 yards in front of me. All of the sudden a groundhog crosses the road and unfortunately catches the right rear tire of the Volvo. I actually watched the groundhog get crushed under the tire. The next thing I know I get "sprayed" with debris. I was horrified at the thought of having to get all of the groundhog's guts off my car but then I noticed something even worse. The debris was brown, not red, not fleshy and not furry, just brown. When I got home I realized that the groundhog literally got the sh@t squeezed out of him when he got crushed!
The "stuff" washed off my well waxed car quite easily but unfortunately, a big hunk of it hit the driver's side radiator and got wedged in there. It put Dawn brand dishwashing liquid on a toothbrush and had to stick it though the grill so I could clean the radiator. Good thing I have relatively small hands. What a nasty thing to have happen when you are trying to show off your car.
In the fast lane was a Volvo wagon about 500 yards in front of me. All of the sudden a groundhog crosses the road and unfortunately catches the right rear tire of the Volvo. I actually watched the groundhog get crushed under the tire. The next thing I know I get "sprayed" with debris. I was horrified at the thought of having to get all of the groundhog's guts off my car but then I noticed something even worse. The debris was brown, not red, not fleshy and not furry, just brown. When I got home I realized that the groundhog literally got the sh@t squeezed out of him when he got crushed!
The "stuff" washed off my well waxed car quite easily but unfortunately, a big hunk of it hit the driver's side radiator and got wedged in there. It put Dawn brand dishwashing liquid on a toothbrush and had to stick it though the grill so I could clean the radiator. Good thing I have relatively small hands. What a nasty thing to have happen when you are trying to show off your car.
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My cousin who lives in Amsterdam - The Netherlands came for her annual visit last week. She hadn't seen my car yet so I spent many hours last week detailing and getting her all ready to show off. We were driving along route 95 just north of Wilmington, DE and I was in the s-l-o-w lane as my cousin was getting car sick from the maneuverability of the car so at that point I was just driving like it a "normal" car.
In the fast lane was a Volvo wagon about 500 yards in front of me. All of the sudden a groundhog crosses the road and unfortunately catches the right rear tire of the Volvo. I actually watched the groundhog get crushed under the tire. The next thing I know I get "sprayed" with debris. I was horrified at the thought of having to get all of the groundhog's guts off my car but then I noticed something even worse. The debris was brown, not red, not fleshy and not furry, just brown. When I got home I realized that the groundhog literally got the sh@t squeezed out of him when he got crushed!
The "stuff" washed off my well waxed car quite easily but unfortunately, a big hunk of it hit the driver's side radiator and got wedged in there. It put Dawn brand dishwashing liquid on a toothbrush and had to stick it though the grill so I could clean the radiator. Good thing I have relatively small hands. What a nasty thing to have happen when you are trying to show off your car.
In the fast lane was a Volvo wagon about 500 yards in front of me. All of the sudden a groundhog crosses the road and unfortunately catches the right rear tire of the Volvo. I actually watched the groundhog get crushed under the tire. The next thing I know I get "sprayed" with debris. I was horrified at the thought of having to get all of the groundhog's guts off my car but then I noticed something even worse. The debris was brown, not red, not fleshy and not furry, just brown. When I got home I realized that the groundhog literally got the sh@t squeezed out of him when he got crushed!
The "stuff" washed off my well waxed car quite easily but unfortunately, a big hunk of it hit the driver's side radiator and got wedged in there. It put Dawn brand dishwashing liquid on a toothbrush and had to stick it though the grill so I could clean the radiator. Good thing I have relatively small hands. What a nasty thing to have happen when you are trying to show off your car.
Cant even imagine........
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Glad that you didn't have any damage to your car!! But it is pretty funny that the groundhog **** sprayed your car...LOL Also...I hope you rinsed off your wife's toothbrush before you put it back...LOL (makes me think of the Seinfeld episode!!)
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Wife?
Heck no man, I'm not married. If I was then there is no way I could afford a 997. 
I wonder how may guys who are married really want a car like this and do have the money but the wife won't "allow" it because it's not practical.
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