Need to remove a whole bunch of glitter from my car. Its everywhere, seats, dash, headliner. I cant go home with this all over my car. I was sitting in car with a stripper I met, we were just talking and now there is the glitter she had on her body all over my interior.

Any Advice?

 

gas and a match.

 

If you are married you shouldn't even post your glitter issue. Your wife may be reading it right now!😱

John

 

So you were just talking to a stripper coated in glitter in you Porsche and she got glitter all over the cars interior. I'm guessing the glitter just fell off her and all over the interior of the car because you left the doors open so she wouldn't take advantage of you and then a big wind came up and blew all the glitter all over the car. And then a Gypsy woman came by and asked to read your palm but you didn't want to be rude to the stripper so you gave all your cash to the Gypsy women so you wouldn't hurt her feelings. And then....... Can't wait to see how the story ends.

 

Possibly the funniest topic I've seen in a while

How about one of those sticky lint rollers? Or tape?

PS: As a cheerleading coach I should probably know the answer to this! haha

 

Ha ha ha. If this isn't a joke, good luck. It's pretty difficult to remove it all using a vacuum and a lint roller.

 

Dousing yourself w glitter may explain the mess in the car ("I feel so FABULOUS this way darling) but what are you going to do with that big shiny circle on your fly?

 

Maybe just tell everyone it is one of your custom MODS to your PCAR interior. Was anything else left behind g-string, pasties, etc.?

 

Ok, Ok, let's give the guy a break!


Try one of those sticky roller things that get lint off of clothing. I found one that is a sticky silicone that you can rinse off, dry, and reuse.


Speaking of silicone, your stripper lady-friend wasn't sporting any, ahem..."enhancements" we might be interesting in reading about?


Jus' askin'.

 

This is obv b/s if its true like another member said lite a match

 

ive has such "issues" in past cars of mine. I like to examine anyone before they get into the car...
rhinestones on the pocket of your jeans... take the bus!
checkbook in back pocket.... remove it.
any sign of dirt on your clothes... drycleaners/tide.but
sure as hell no F ing glitter!
Op...did you get a good look at this creature prior to allowing her into your car?
I had to remove all seats front and rear on a past car. lots of horsehair bristle on my garage vac attachment... that far before forced air blowing it all over.


painters tape coiled over my hands as a make shift lint roller.
Not good.


so, what were/are her stats please? was there drinking involved?
whens the next "date" ?.

 

buy your wife or girlfriend a nice bouquet. Sprinkle glitter liberally among the flowers for a nice romantic effect. Place flowers in car and deliver to her. See where I'm going with this?

 

sounds like you've done this before

 

Haaaahahahahahahaahaaaahahahaahhahahahaha.

Well I hate to tell you this, but glitter is a ***** to clean up. A few years back a coworker was on paternity leave, and we filled his office floor to ceiling with balloons - and we put a teaspoon of glitter in each balloon. It wasn't until he was halfway through popping the balloons that he noticed the glitter.

Even after vacuuming dozens of times months later, there was glitter everywhere. I barely even spent time in his office and I was waking up in the middle of the night months later with glitter itching my *** crack. Glitter gets everywhere and it's super hard to clean up.

My advice is to vacuum as best you can, several times. Then look for something that can make the glitter stick to it. You might try a damp microfiber cloth. Near the end you might resort to masking tape.

 

Getting a new car is probably cheaper than a divorce...so get a new car =)