A blonde pushes her Boxster into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

Are you sure this isn't a true story?

 

dang it.......i hope they weren't talking about ME in that story!

lol!

 

Jody, you and me have got to put an end to blond jokes immediately!

 

lol! especially when the joke has a boxster involved! hehehe!

and carrie....the "jokester" is a blondie herself! you'l enjoy meeting carrie! she's a sweetie!

 

Why did the blonde write, TGIF on her toes?
































"Toes Goes In First"

Sorry girls, I couldn't resist... you two still love me, right?

 

^^^don't worry....i know where you live. hehehe!

ya, we still luv ya =D

 

Hmm...they did type blonde and boxster. It could easily have been a brunette and a camaro.

 

^^^true, but the joke was told by a fellow blonde that happens to have a boxster in the family.

jokes just aren't as funny if they aren't about blondes. =D we're imfamous!

life is too short! life....laugh....love! i LOVE that quote! =D

 

True that. I was just giving ya a hard time for laughs.

 

lol good one

 

So ladies, where is the carburetor on the Boxster?

 

here is my blonde guess. there isn't one. it has a plastic air intake system. =P

 

is it blond joke day?

i gots lots