They are fun but then you have to pamper and pretend to listen to 2 of them...Nope no thanks no way! besides, a 220lb woman is easy to please from what Mitchel tells me. He is popular among the thick thighed low self esteem ladies or so he tells me. I offered to put his number up at all the local Curves just so he would never be alone.

 

 

Dude, your mom has more self esteem than she's letting on. She stopped acknowledging our safe words though, so I had to hide some M&M's in the couch cushions to keep her occupied long enough for me to get out of there. Wheeew, that was close.

PS, the highest I've gone was 180 and she had massive, mouth watering ***** that could put any many into fetal position. Giggidy...now she's 125ish =)

 

Oh wow a yo' mamma joke??

Yo mamma just like a bag o' chips Fre-to lay.

 

SO when are you going to POST those pictures of the new wheels on your car?

 

Your mother was a stunt double for one of the goats in Blood Diamonds...starring Leonardo DiCaprio, good movie.

 

As soon as you take them.