When are we going to get some definitive news on what's up with the Budman!!!! Anyone call him? Perhaps he is bound and gagged in the basement and the Mrs. has full control of the check book. He may need help...Anyone? any news???

 

Anyway Red Devil (Dr. Jim) why didn't you have the admin change your name instead of starting a whole new profile. And now we are numero uno. (Number 1)

Turbo Forum

 

The Gimp! Why hasn't Buddy's manservant, Hani, had anything to say?

I nominate rockitman for the important mission of traveling to Buddville to rescue the Budman from whatever evil clutches he is in.

 

Anti-dentite!

BTW, they aren't doctors. They're mouth jockies.
Only one step up from a prostitute. Instead of using their own mouths to make money, they use yours.

 

If dentists are mouth jockies and only one step up from a prostituted, they what's your take on proctologists?

 

I can answer for Scott, since I have a friend who is a proctologist in his area. My friend tells me Scott's his best patient, often demanding one "check-up" each week. That and he's his best customer when it comes to removing foreign objects, like gerbils.

 

"Mooooon River......."

 

Dr. to Scott: Scott, have you seen my speculum? I think I may have left it with, er, in you last time.

 

"Dr., why are writing with that thermometer?" "Because some a@@hole took my pen!"

 

When I was younger, I rented an apartment above a proctologist. Not surprisingly, I had to enter through the rear.

Ba-dump-dump.

 

That was just ****ty.

ba-dump-dump

 

Sorry to cut the butt jokes ... but there's only one thing that stroke me from reading this whole thread (yes, I did!!! Can't believe it myself!) is someone mentioning socialized health care was a load of crap and costs too much! Now this may stir the pot, or start some political debate again ... but how can someone come to this conclusion? I don't get it. Gotta admit that being from Canada ... eastern Canada (even worse? LMAO), most americans consider me as a liberal. Which I somewhat am, I am happy to pay taxes for social health care, for lifelong prison if it can save one innocent, I don't trust the cops nor justice, and I'm sure our governments are organized the wrong way (short term decisions only!) and spend too much in bureaucratization (does that word even exist? lmao). On the other side, wellfare is a crock of BS. The rules of our societies are written, you like 'em, or adapt to them, or live with them ... but you don't abuse them. That's how I feel about wellfare. Anyone that I know on the wellfare is just a lazy modda****a who watched time go by. Hell, go to Mexico, live on the beach and fish, I don't care, but at least it's not my money that's paying your booze and weed. Some might actually need it and want to improve, but I believe they are the minority.
BTW, I'd go BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG.

Just for kicks, everyone take this test -> http://politicalcompass.org/

I'm between Nelson Mandela and Dalai Lama ... holy crap! Matches the cross although I didn't know where these guys stood.

 

Wow Zorro, you really know how to sober us up! Here we were happily going along making butt jokes and you turn all serious on us. Consider yourself lucky that you don't get attacked like that other Canadian ya-hoo, Zippy. We all know there isn't much to do in Canada, but to be bored enough to read this entire post, holy mackerel. You must have gone through an entire case of Labatt's while doing so.
So the gynecologist goes to see his friend the optomotrist and says he needs glasses. Why?, says the optomotrist. Because everything is looking fuzzy to me, says the doc.

 

I already didn't political compass thing and know I'm aligned with Ghandi and the Dali Lama. That's why I avoid politics with other Porsche guys. I can find better reasons for them to hate me.

Next, somebody is gonna be goin' on about the constipated mathematician who worked his problems out with a pencil.

 

Why are all the best doctors in the USA? Why do people from all over the world flock to the USA when they need a MAJOR procedure done... including wealthy Canadians and Brits?

Socialized medicine is ridiculous. The BIG LIE is that there are people in the USA who can't get health care. That's just not true. ANYONE can get health care and health care services. Yes, it's not the same quality as what people pay for, but that's life right?
You said you hate welfare, but I'd argue the same lazy *****'s you mentioned are the ones you're looking out for by advocating socialized medicine.
The Canadian health care system is a joke, and your income taxes are the butt of that joke.

I am glad you'd go Bang bang bang bang. Thank God we have the 2nd Amendment. God Bless Texas.

Took the test and I'm somewhere around Silvio Berlusconi, but I'm not so sure about that.
The test seems odd. I has all the democratic candidates except for Al Sharpton as on the right!?