This happened once and i smacked the passenger in the back of the head. When they asked why did you do that you tell them that's how my car feels when you don't treat her with respect.

 

Still thats not quite as bad as coming back to your car to see someone has opened there door into and put an axe chop there. Or in my case got back to find some a%(&%(/% had driven into my passenger doorand taken the paint of the side and left a nice dent. No note either to give insurance details. May not be a Porsche but hurts none the less....

My love of Porsches cames from my Dad and he certainly made sure I was careful everytime I opened and closed the door

 

I noticed my female passengers are much less careful than the male counterparts - especially putting their feet to the door to kick it wide open.

The way I finally broke the fiance's habit (thankfully before the 911) was by asking her if it's ok for me to treat her purse and shoes the same way.

A bit passive aggressive but she got the point loud and clear.

 

Ask them to get out and check the right front tire because you think it's getting flat. It is important to specify the right front because you can close the door with their *** as you're leaving.

 

GENIUS!

 

....or forehead, depending on which way they are facing..