Will this fight be on pay-per-view? Can the winner of the fight wrestle Scott's "Mommy" in Jello?

 

Glad we could oblige, but I almost deleted your post since you didn't insult anyone, but then I saw that you called us 'nuts' so I guess that qualifies. Don't go screwing up anybody's car ok?

 

That's how I learned to fight. She took me down to the club where she works and showed me the tricks of the trade.

 

Now that we are back on topic, how about a bikini shot of Mom? I can tell she is a hottie from the head shot but just can get past the dweeb next to her.

 

 

Yeeha! Support George Dubba! Double taxation of dividends suxs!

 

Hey, that's the same picture I got from them! Dag nab it, i thought it was personal to me. Now I'm going to cancel that big fat donation I made. I bet Iwon't get another invite to the White House Dinner this year. Scott, what did you do to MOM? I guess that's a recent picture? You should be arrested for false advertising. Here I'm thinking Mom is that piece of *** in your avatar and you've let her go to pot on me. What am I supposed to do now, roll her in powdered sugar and look for the wet spot? My only consolation is that you have probably deteriorated as bad or worse, and now look like Jabba the Hut.

 

"What am I supposed to do now, roll her in powdered sugar and look for the wet spot?"

You sick bastard. And to think people let you put your hands in their mouth!
The scariest thought in the world is that in a few minutes, some other poor bastard is going to be examined and maybe worked on by you!

 

Well actually, most of them would rather i didn't put my hands in there. Luckily for those of us in the civilized part of the country, we have things like running water, electricity, inside toilets and the like. Unlike the witch-doctors you are used to down there in red-necksville, we use the things called latex gloves. They are disposable and very sanitary, so even if i was giving Mom a tussle 5 minutes before, there'd be no worries for my patient. If you ever get out of the deep south and bring your Porch-boy self up north, I can show you what it's like to eat with a fork and knife and not your fingers. In the meanwhile, say hello to your wife, I mean sister, I mean 1st cousin, hell she's all of those in the same person!

 

Hey! You know we don't have teeth so we have no need for your kind 'round these here parts!

 

Mostly you are right. That reminds me, "What has 100 arms, 100 legs and 100 teeth?" Correct, the entire front row at a Willie Nelson concert! It seems like Scott and me are carrying this thread and we are probably 5000 plus views away from the all-time record. Is Buddy in jail? It seems like that could be the only reason we wouldn't hear from him. He always posts from whatever vacation/location he might be travelling to. It must suck not to be able to face the water when you shower. Don't drop the soap, Buddy!

 

Well with all of the other crap they have in the slammer you think that Buddy would have access to a computer. And I second what Devil said don't drop the soap or you might get a surprise before your birthday. All of the Homo's in H-town might gang up on you.

 

Here? How about the entire state of California?

See that Rosie's now getting "married" in San Fran? WTF.

So is Buddy next?

 

Well Gay Bay is a seperate state from Kalifornia IMO. But I would like to see "Any two some Nusome" Gavan Nusome get his *** thrown in jail, I think that $hit would stop really quick.

 

Blah, blah, blah! I just had to watch that fat lesbo and her lover emege from getting their "marriage". Can you say scam? I hope they are charging enough for these "marriage" permits. They will be as honored as a doctorate from the Sally Struthers institute. As far as I'm concerned, the whole state is tarnished regardless of what anyone says. You've been letting them run amok over there for all these years and now this is your reward. I wish Arnold was back with his Predator Special Ops unit so they could go in there and TCB.