bugatti212,

Can you tell me what other forums it's linked to? I would love to see the furor it developed on other sites. hehe

 

To get us BACK ON TOPIC....





Liberals, Conservatives and Texans


How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives, and Texans?


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?





Liberal Answer:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have
an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is
it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to
kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his
knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise
taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a
consensus.





Conservative Answer:


BANG!





Texan's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!


Click... (Sounds of reloading).


Wife: "Hun, he looks like he's still moving, whadda y'all kids think?"


Son: "Mama's right Daddy, I saw it, too."


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

 

Scott: You are a conservative from Texas.

 

Tyson, now look what you've done! Other car forums members are joining 6speed to read how ignorant you are- but my guess is it's giving you a ha-d on because of all the attention you're getting.

 

Great answer for Texas...If you have to shoot someone to defend yourself, better kill em dead, otherwise some liberal lawyer will take up his case against you and sue!!!

 

and the guys from OC would throw away the gun and kill the m'fer in hand combat ... mano y mano!

 

I find it rather interesting how a machine and opinion has reduced otherwise educated people to assassinate each others character, profession, and intelligence.

 

this is the best thread ever, but i think this was just a post that was blown to over proportions...

best thread yet, from cars.. insults, politics etc.. now we need a comment on sex,,,

NOW THAT WOULD BE COOL..

hey scott that post about gun and teh texan is the best lol...

now i know im not gonna try to do nothing in texas lol

 

Don't Mess With Texas.


I like that example too. The funny thing is... it's not far from the truth. hehe


You're right about no sex in this thread. That may cause me to have to delete some posts though.

 

Speaking of good ole Dubya, ya'll might like this:

http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai...nestdubya.html

 

Another Liberal! Please I would hate to see the one about Bill Clinton.

"I did not have sexual relations with that women"

"But my cigar did!"

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TestnDoc
Tyson,

I was with you until you started attacking physicians. Not cool man!!!! [/QUOTE

That was a joke man. Of course I love most doctors, it was one of the career choices I was considering.

Besides, without doctors, LA would be a much UGLIER place!

 

I LOVE TEXAS. Great food, great women, great people, and most of all, a way of life that makes sense.

They are polite, but don't mess with Texas! Hell, apparently, they even have the option to secede if things go bad. Pretty cool forethought.

 

Secession sure sounds good some times. I'd prefer to have California leave though.

No offense to the good, conservative, Californians on here. You guys should move to Texas. hehe

Hey, sell your house in Cal and you'd be amazed what you can get for the same price here. Not to mention, you get to keep more than half your pay checks.

 

Scott:

That is really funny. I wonder if we can have all fourteen of the remaining CA conservatives move to Nevada and then the rest of the country can force CA out. That would be great, forced secession!